Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Baby Boomer Blues

Liza is always making fun of Wayne and I for being up in years...but little does she know there are careers waiting to be made recording covers of old songs, rewritten for those of us who are affectionately called "Baby Boomers"...




BABYBOOMER BLUES:

It was fun being a babyboomer... until now. Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging babyboomers:


They include:

Herman's Hermits --- Mrs. Brown , You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr --- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

The Bee Gees --- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?

Bobby Darin --- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Roberta Flack --- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash --- I Can't See Clearly Now !

Paul Simon --- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores --- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye --- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem --- A Whiter Shade of Hair

Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba --- Denture Queen

Tony Orlando --- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.

Helen Reddy --- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore --- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want Too!

And my favorite:

Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again


Thanks again to my friend Pete!

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